"Does YOUR best friend send you an awesome limited addition Hobbit journal with illustrations from the first addition for xmas? No they don't. Because your best friend isn't Tiffany Maksimuk. Bilbo out!"
"I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led. And through the air. I am he that walks unseen." - The Hobbit
"A monkey!!! TIED TO A HOUSE????"
"Welcome to the jungle."
"Over the rice fields and through the jungle, to an investigator's house we go!"